Hawt Chrismakwanukkah 2017

[Amstel]

My brother makes a monster eggnog with lighter fluid.

I've got some kind of lemon variety of homemade moonshine in a ball mason jar that an ex's brother made. Apparently it, along with other flavors, was served when we were at their xmas party. No one died that I'm aware of. I drank beer. It was the safe move for meeting her fam the first time.

Anyway, I'm a teence nervous to open this badboy.

 

[APRIL]

I think now is the time to do Fly's egg nog if you want it ready by xmas.

He started his batch last night.

 

[APRIL]

We have a 100 year old recipe for egg nog that my southern debutante friend gave me. It’s amazing but Evan Williams version comes in a handle ready to slurp soooo

We have the Southern Comfort egg nog that we also use as filler until the homemade shit is ready.

Don't think we've tried the Evan Williams version, but we do put Evan Williams in our Southern Comfort.

Ya.

Edit: omg so many typos... sorry @Mrs. Valve

 

[Strings]

I've got some kind of lemon variety of homemade moonshine in a ball mason jar that an ex's brother made. Apparently it, along with other flavors, was served when we were at their xmas party. No one died that I'm aware of. I drank beer. It was the safe move for meeting her fam the first time.

Anyway, I'm a teence nervous to open this badboy.

To be honest. I don't have a brother. That was a badly quoted quote from Better off Dead.
But crack open that shine and do a snuff for me.

 

[Floptical]

My brother makes a monster eggnog with lighter fluid.

 

[Coqui]

I'll be making Coquito this year.

 

[kiwi]

We’re putting the baby’s name on all the presents (each kid has a unique wrapping paper so we still know whose is whose). It’s pretty funny having the kids wonder if anything is gonna be for them as I put more and more presents under the tree for Natalee.

 

[Amstel]

gold!

 

[Darth Handsome]

Under the Tree
For Nataleeeeeee

 

[Darth Handsome]

Im crooning like ol Blue Eyes right now

 

[Jehannum]

Im crooning like ol Blue Eyes right now

Not with those nostrils you aren't.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Why werent you at elf practice?
Just fixing these dolls teeth.
Just fi...? Now listen we have dolls that cry, talk, walk, blink and run a temperature. We don't need any chewing dolls

 

[Mrs. Valve]

We have the Southern Comfort egg nog that we also use as filler until the homemade shit is ready.

Don't think we've tried the Evan Williams version, but we do put Evan Williams in our Southern Comfort.

Ya.

Edit: omg so many typos... sorry @Mrs. Valve

you know you’ve garnered respect when you receive apologies for forum typos

 

[Valve1138]

It’s about damn time some respect is shown around here.

 

[Valve1138]

We're having a tree decorating party this evening. Apps, Nog, and Champagne.

 

[Strings]

We're having a tree decorating party this evening. Apps, Nog, and Champagne.

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Is this an invitation?

 

[Valve1138]

Is this an invitation?

Not for you.

 

[Strings]

Not for you.

Phew. Don't have to make up an excuse.

 

[nukes]

Phew. Don't have to make up an excuse.

You set him up. Wow!
I'm a bad influence.

 

[Strings]

You set him up. Wow!
I'm a bad influence.

I was anticipating a lighthearted exchange of fun and frivolity. But he was having none of it so I improvised. Still hope they had fun.