WTF Chocks away! It's International Talk Like A Pilot Day

"Ladies and gentlemen, we thank you for flying our airline. We are currently flying at 30,000 feet, but Im flying at a hundred thousand, cuz Im high as a fucking kite up here. If you look out the left window, you wont see a goddamn thing, since were in the middle of a barrel roll. WHEEEEEEEEEEE...oh shit I dropped the roach, hold on...FUCK Its burning my balls...wheres the fucking auto pilot on this hunk of shit? FUCK. Anyways, yall hang the fuck on."
 
The hell I don't. LISTEN KID. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.