Hawt Childfree thread

[strawberry love]

I think we'd make awesome parents, if an accident were to happen... but it's just not what I want to do with life.

Would you keep it in case of an oops?

 

[poptartdaddy]

I think we'd make awesome parents, if an accident were to happen... but it's just not what I want to do with life.

I'll put a baby in ya

 

[Jehannum]

I'll put a baby in ya

You are a big butter and egg man, after all.

 

[poptartdaddy]

You are a big butter and egg man, after all.

A "big butter and egg man" is a a 1920s slang term for a big spender. I'm actually a fucking cheapskate.

But it's an awesome jazz song. When your drunk. In New Orleans. Doing yoga off a balcony over Bourbon street.

Which is how @APRIL almost got pregnant.

 

[Duke]

I'll put a baby in ya

If it hasn't happened after all those nights at WOB

it's not going to happen

 

[APRIL]

You are a big butter and egg man, after all.

How the heck did you know that? He loves that song.

 

[APRIL]

I'll put a baby in ya

Will you raise it?

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

and then when they go out on their own, and make their first major mistakes in life, they realize they actually need your advice, and you're not just trying to nag them, and you're back on hook until theyre 24.

24? Fuck that. I'm 32 and my dad is still my first source of advice

 

[APRIL]

24? Fuck that. I'm 32 and my dad is still my first source of advice

Zac is my first, then my dad.

 

[APRIL]

A "big butter and egg man" is a a 1920s slang term for a big spender. I'm actually a fucking cheapskate.

But it's an awesome jazz song. When your drunk. In New Orleans. Doing yoga off a balcony over Bourbon street.

Which is how @APRIL almost got pregnant.

Bwahahahahahahahahaa! No kidding!

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Zac is my first, then my dad.

.... Do you use Zac as "what shouldn't I do?" or what?

 

[APRIL]

Would you keep it in case of an oops?

I don't have an answer for that.

 

[eileenbunny]

it can, though it was a bit more difficult in the early part of the century when not as much could be done online

Uh...this happened in 1992.

 

[Jehannum]

How the heck did you know that? He loves that song.

It's in his signature.

 

[Jehannum]

Would you keep it in case of an oops?

It would be one hell of an oops if that little fucker could dodge the coat hanger for 9 whole months.

 

[APRIL]

It's in his signature.

Ahh I'm on Tapatalk. Okay creep factor has diminished.

 

[strawberry love]

I don't have an answer for that.

Fair enough. Sensitive topic! Was merely curious

 

[APRIL]

It would be one hell of an oops if that little fucker could dodge the coat hanger for 9 whole months.

Fly jokes that I have an preinstalled hanger already since I have an IUD.

 

[Jehannum]

Fly jokes that I have an preinstalled hanger already since I have an IUD.

Better than advertising your excess hangar space, I suppose.

 

[APRIL]

Better than advertising your excess hangar space, I suppose.

That's.... also been the joke. That I slide down bar stools and bruise my ass on the floor.