Chikken buys an expensive and useless phone (not really)

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ChikkenN603: just when I thought I'd seen everything
ChikkenN603: http://www.wirelessimports.com
smileynev: wt
smileynev: expensive and useless
ChikkenN603: ayuh
ChikkenN603: OMG I SPEND FOUR GRAND TO HAVE AN ASIAN PHONE
smileynev: SWEET YOU ARE THE MAN
ChikkenN603: I KNO WANNA CRUZ THE MALL AND TALK ON THE PHONE I BET WE CAN PICK UP HOT CHIKS WITH HOW COOL THE PHONE IS
smileynev: 4 SURE THEY LOVE THE BLING
smileynev: CAN WE TAKE YOUR MOM'S ACCORD?
ChikkenN603: YEAH BUT SHE WONT LET US PAINT THE RIMZ THIS TIME
ChikkenN603: SHOULD WE GET A SET THAT WE CAN PUT ON AT YOUR HOUSE AND PUT THE OTHER SET BACK ON WHEN WE GET BACK?
smileynev: YEAH WALMART HAS THEM ON SALE
ChikkenN603: SWEET DUDE BUT WE CANT BE SEEN THERE WHO CAN BUY THEM FOR US
smileynev: FLY. HE'S SEEING A DUDE THAT WORKS IN PAINT
ChikkenN603: GOIN TO FLY FO DA HOOKUP YEAHHH
ChikkenN603: I CANT WAIT FOR THE LADY AT THE CELL STORE TO ASK ME IF I WANT A NEW PHONE
smileynev: OH HELL YEAH
smileynev: YOU GONNA OWN HER GOOD
ChikkenN603: HAHAHAHA
ChikkenN603: SHES GONNA BE LIKE YOU CANT HAVE THAT PHONE
ChikkenN603: AND THEN SHES GONNA WANNA BLOW ME
smileynev: AND YOU'LL BE ALL LIKE, BITCH, I GOT THE HOOKUP, YEAW
ChikkenN603: AND THEN SHE CAN DO YOU IN THE BACK OF THE ACCORD WHILE I PUMP UP THE BASS
smileynev: BOOM BOOM BOOM
ChikkenN603: WITH THA ZOOM ZOOM
 
My family used to take car trips in my parents hatchback accord
 
ChikkenNoodul said:
But seriously, who the fuck would spend $1,000+ on a cellphone that won't even work right?
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If it played DVD audio quality ringtones and hidef video, theac.
 
ChikkenNoodul said:
No, he'd be saving for the $4,000 one, because if you're going to do it, you better do it right
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ah yeah, the one that takes 10 megapixel photos and has a 5000 lumen bulb for projecting hidef images on any surface in pristine quality.
 
smileynev said:
ah yeah, the one that takes 10 megapixel photos and has a 5000 lumen bulb for projecting hidef images on any surface in pristine quality.
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And detachable surround sound speakers.
 
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