Advice Check your Ballz

[Dharma1521]

fuck, i cant figure out if my balls hurt or not now. i'm terrible at this cancer checking thing.

I'll check it out for you

 

[plot]

I'll check it out for you

Sounds like I'm going to need you to do it like twice a... day. I want to be extra safe.

 

[Dharma1521]

Sounds like I'm going to need you to do it like twice a... day. I want to be extra safe.

Even now, Sarcasmo's ball is bringing people together.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Who wants to check my ballz?

 

[Puff Dabby]

Who wants to check my ballz?

If you're the dude guy with the draft beer I've been checking them in my dreams for several nights.

 

[Dharma1521]

If you're the dude guy with the draft beer I've been checking them in my dreams for several nights.

Last known photo of @Mustard Dispenser

 

[Puff Dabby]

My dream man!

 

[Peppers]

Who wants to check my ballz?

 

[Petunia]

Even now, Sarcasmo's ball is bringing people together.

I wish we had like a tele-a-thon for his beloved ball. We could have raised millions.

Omg may even a charity BALL

 

[tre]

whoa, way to be on top of it man. glad you're ok

 

[hydra]

Hmm, maybe get a replacement one put in to round things out.

Maybe a disco ball to jazz up the place a little.

I mean, look at the neighborhood that it's in.

 

[Sarcasmo]

I told my urologist I wanted a battery powered one that when you thump it it lights up different colors, like those flashing bounce balls.

 

[Jehannum]

Hmm, maybe get a replacement one put in to round things out.

Maybe a disco ball to jazz up the place a little.

I mean, look at the neighborhood that it's in.

Speaking from experience, they don't let you choose the material of the replacement.

 

[JAXvillain]

Deep you have them put it in a jar for your mantle like chicken?

 

[hydra]

Speaking from experience, they don't let you choose the material of the replacement.

I will make replacement balls so fancy that people will get them electively.

 

[Petunia]

Hmm, maybe get a replacement one put in to round things out.

Maybe a disco ball to jazz up the place a little.

I mean, look at the neighborhood that it's in.

Lmao @ disco ball

 

[Jehannum]

I will make replacement balls so fancy that people will get them electively.

Well, when you make a brass unit, let me know.

 

[fly]

@Sarcasmo Can you post some GOOD news? For fucks sake man

 

[ER1]

Hello, male posters of UF.com!

On behalf of useless men everywhere, please remember to check your balls. Thanks to a stage 2 seminoma, Sarcasmo now has only one. He got off (lol?) pretty lucky though since stage 2 ball cancer still has about a 98% survival rate. If you feel like one is firmer than it should be, or has been overly sensitive for a couple of weeks, ask your doctor for an ultrasound. It could save your life. Stage 3 gets a lot trickier as the malignancy infiltrates your vascular system.

Welp, time to take my ball and go home.

Shout out to Chikken.

You need under-britches from here.

http://www.myoddballs.com/

 

[thintoast]

@ER1, you wanna come check my balls for me? I'll let you be my Tom Brady and deflate them for me.