Advice Check your Ballz

[Sarcasmo]

Hello, male posters of UF.com!

On behalf of useless men everywhere, please remember to check your balls. Thanks to a stage 2 seminoma, Sarcasmo now has only one. He got off (lol?) pretty lucky though since stage 2 ball cancer still has about a 98% survival rate. If you feel like one is firmer than it should be, or has been overly sensitive for a couple of weeks, ask your doctor for an ultrasound. It could save your life. Stage 3 gets a lot trickier as the malignancy infiltrates your vascular system.

Welp, time to take my ball and go home.

Shout out to Chikken.

 

[my little brony]

or has been overly sensitive for a couple of weeks

sometimes for a couple days at a time but it goes away. not sure if that's enough to worry

glad your sack is ok now, dude

for you

 

[Petunia]

OMG !!!
hope you're ok.
stay strong babe.
guard your other ball now. its all you've got before you're full Caitlyn Jenner

xoxoxox

love ya... Keekz

 

[Jehannum]

So, that's you, me, and chikkin as the forum uniball contingent. Mine was stage 2b.

When do you start chemo?

Did you get the neuticle implant?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

what the hell dude

 

[Peppers]

 

[helenabear]

Wishing you all the best as you go through treatment and everything

 

[Josh]

Fuck cancer.

 

[Dharma1521]

RIP Sarcasmo's ball.

 

[Petunia]

RIP Sarcasmo's ball.

Best ball ever

 

[Dharma1521]

Best ball ever

It was a ball with the character of a million balls.

 

[Petunia]

It was a ball with the character of a million balls.

That ball had grace. That ball had class.

 

[Dharma1521]

That ball had grace. That ball had class.

That ball always stood up for what he believed in. That ball was a saint.

 

[Petunia]

That ball always stood up for what he believed in. That ball was a saint.

Princess Diana
Mother Teresa
Sarcasmos Ball

 

[kiwi]

 

[plot]

fuck, i cant figure out if my balls hurt or not now. i'm terrible at this cancer checking thing.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Glad you got a ball chopped off dude

 

[JAXvillain]

Wow, 2nd time you've had cancer. Wtf, dude. Glad to hear you're ok.

 

[plot]

Wow, 2nd time you've had cancer. Wtf, dude. Glad to hear you're ok.

he lives near fracking.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Yep. Melanoma and seminoma are both luck of the draw type cancers. Pretty random. I did live in Europe during Chernobyl, and I've always worried about that. But who knows.