Cat's away

[Shalimar]

mrs. Mixx outta town this weekend.. really her first time out of town since we've been married.


any suggestions on what a married guy should do while his wife's out of town?

am working saturday day i believe for the gators game, but besides that....

 

[water]

I'd lift weights and play TF2.

 

[fly]

Cheat on her.

 

[JAXvillain]

gigantic rails off a hot 22 year olds ass...oh, you were asking what YOU should do this weekend...my bad

I kid

hang with your boys

 

[tre]

I recommend not wearing pants the entire weekend.

 

[Onnotangu]

scratch and burp and play loud rap music.
and fap in all of her lingerie.


edited for Mingle variation.

 

[Shalimar]

 

[APRIL]

Be a good boy... its tough, I know.

 

[Onnotangu]

Be a good boy... its tough, I know.

screw that. i say eat cake and beer and pie and leave the dishes unwashed.

 

[Desslock]

Whores. Lots of skanky whores.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Hey, you get to poop on all the stuff she wont let you poop on while shes there!

 

[tre]

After seeing that other thread, I'm going to recommend you get some penicillin and/or valtrex

 

[Shalimar]

^^^for what??!!! is she coming back with the clap or something?