Cat flips out bites owner 20 times

[Jonny_B]

A buddy of mine has made it very clear that if he's gonna die violently, he'd rather it be due to mauling by a mountain lion or other big cat.

 

[SRC]

I talk to my dog, she's pretty smart. She knows exactly what FUCK and GOD DAMN mean.

 

[homiedude180]

Old lady attacked by a disgruntled black and white male pussy? Where was Tweety?

 

[Sarcasmo]

Old lady attacked by a disgruntled black and white male pussy? Where was Tweety?

I just saw that. Tore her arm clean off.

 

[Dharma1521]

I talk to my dog. I know he doesn't understands but it makes me giggle when he does the head tilt.

 

[APRIL]

I was always told dogs pay more attention when you use a sing-song voice. The state police put on shows with their rescue dogs are always talking to them like little girls.

Cesar Millan would disagree heavily.

 

[SRC]

He can't say shit .. his regular voice sounds girly.

 

[Dharma1521]

Cesar Millan would disagree heavily.

Cesar Millan wasted an entire chapter of his book on Oprah. Its an hour of my life I will never get back!

 

[APRIL]

Cesar Millan wasted an entire chapter of his book on Oprah. Its an hour of my life I will never get back!

There is a chapter of Oprah in his book?

 

[homiedude180]

There is a chapter of Oprah in his book?

He has a book?

 

[APRIL]

He has a book?

Whoa who are you???

Ya he has a great book...

 

[Dharma1521]

There is a chapter of Oprah in his book?

Chapter ON Oprah.

 

[homiedude180]

Who am I? Are you kidding me? I have my own auto-generated thread all about me! That's a relief, it's read by the author. If it were to be read my Millan himself, his suave mexican accent would make me shoot myself.

 

[thrawn]

He can't say shit .. his regular voice sounds girly.

I am offended and disturbed that you made me watch the dog whisperer.

 

[SRC]

No you aren't ..l you liked it as much as I did. You'd seen it before .. mmmhmm yes you had.

 

[APRIL]

Who am I? Are you kidding me? I have my own auto-generated thread all about me! That's a relief, it's read by the author. If it were to be read my Millan himself, his suave mexican accent would make me shoot myself.

Why don't I recognize your screen name... has it been a while since you signed up?

 

[SRC]

it's top on the list right now

 

[homiedude180]

Why don't I recognize your screen name... has it been a while since you signed up?

"Welcome our newest member to the litter, homiedude180"

Yeah!

 

[JAXvillain]

There is a chapter of Oprah in his book?

she qualifies as a dog imb...when I write one