Carrot Top is such a damn wuss.

[Sarcasmo]

He is so nasty. Besides the fact that he's fugly, bulging veiny muscles give me an antiboner.

The thought of you with any kind of boner gives me an antiboner.

 

[Pandora]

The thought of you with any kind of boner gives me an antiboner.

What??! Girls kinda get boners too ya know.

 

[Sarcasmo]

What??! Girls kinda get boners too ya know.

 

[Pandora]

Wuss.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Row row row your boat, gently down the stream....

 

[Sarcasmo]

Wuss.

I am a wuss. My friend was telling me about how she goes to get waxed by this woman, and how the woman offhandedly told her she has the "prettiest girl parts she's ever seen." She was proud of it. I almost ralphed.

 

[b_sinning]

I wouldn't mess with him. If you got beaten up by carrot top you'd never live it down. He'd be pull out props and making bad jokes before beating on you with them.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I wouldn't mess with him. If you got beaten up by carrot top you'd never live it down. He'd be pull out props and making bad jokes before beating on you with them.

No kidding, there could not be a lower form of humiliation.

And if you won, everybody would suddenly be like "He's such a nice guy, how could you do that to him you jerk! Bully!"

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I am a wuss. My friend was telling me about how she goes to get waxed by this woman, and how the woman offhandedly told her she has the "prettiest girl parts she's ever seen." She was proud of it. I almost ralphed.

That's pretty hot...

 

[Sarcasmo]

That's pretty hot...

I find vaginas very unattractive. I'm weird, I know. And a big, gay wuss.

 

[Pandora]

I am a wuss. My friend was telling me about how she goes to get waxed by this woman, and how the woman offhandedly told her she has the "prettiest girl parts she's ever seen." She was proud of it. I almost ralphed.

You sure you're not ghey?

 

[Sarcasmo]

You sure you're not ghey?

Very.








Sure, that is.

 

[Sp`ange]

i think he's hawt.

the liam neeson thing I can handle. but that is just fuckin' wrong.

 

[theacoustician]

I find vaginas very unattractive.

Proof of homosexuality.


Edit : Everyone watch yer cornholes, buds.

 

[Pandora]

I find vaginas very unattractive. I'm weird, I know. And a big, gay wuss.

And you said you weren't gay....

 

[Sarcasmo]

Proof of homosexuality.


Edit : Everyone watch yer cornholes, buds.

Let's face it, they may feel good, but they are ugly.

Boobs, on the other hand, or IN the other hand...

 

[Bubbles]

Let's face it, they may feel good, but they are ugly.

Boobs, on the other hand, or IN the other hand...

...or in BOTH hands

 

[Visker]

I hate Galen, I hate Galen, I hate Galen, I hate Galen, I hate Galen, I hate Galen, I hate Galen, I hate Galen, I hate Galen, I hate Galen.

Galen showed me that bastards pic.

I hate Galen.

 

[theacoustician]

...or in BOTH hands

Some of us only need 1 hand.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Some of us only need 1 hand.

Some of us only HAVE one hand.