Carrot Top is such a damn wuss.

[Sarcasmo]

He looks like a 12 year old boy. Time to start working out more.

 

[Thorn Bird]

i think he's hawt.

 

[kiwi]

i think he's hawt.

I'm sorry.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

And yet, he's still a freak with that damn hair and obnoxious voice/personality.

 

[Thorn Bird]

I'm sorry.

his hair's a little outta control, but his face...man!

 

[Sarcasmo]

I had no idea the dude was on steroids. His shoulders and traps kick some ass though. I love the corded shoulder look. You just need really low body fat to get it, and well...I'm not at 5%, let's just put it that way.

 

[kiwi]

his hair's a little outta control, but his face...man!

I don't see it. I agree with Chikken. Even if I had at one point thought he was cute, as soon as I heard his voice I would have changed my mind.

 

[Galen]

God damn meatheads, where do these people find the time to make their body look like a radiator?

 

[b_sinning]

His eyes always look freak because he's had that mascra look tattooed on.

 

[Thorn Bird]

I don't see it. I agree with Chikken. Even if I had at one point thought he was cute, as soon as I heard his voice I would have changed my mind.

you definitely have a point there. i don't want any of my cute mens to talk. i just like lookin' at 'em. most of the cute ones aren't so cute once they open their mouths.

 

[theacoustician]

His shoulders and traps kick some ass though. I love the corded shoulder look.

 

[Sarcasmo]

You'd be rubbing on me like Pandora on your head.

 

[Sarcasmo]

His eyes always look freak because he's had that mascra look tattooed on.

He has? Okay, that's gay. Even by gay standards.

 

[zengirl]

He was playing at the Ho Chunk casino in Baraboo, WI this weekend, we came so close to going to see him.

 

[Bubbles]

Can you say Steroids boys and girls??

 

[b_sinning]

He's been buff for a while. I remember seeing him a few years ago and notice it. Guess when you look that freaky you have to make sure you can kick some ass.

 

[wr3kt]

Can you say Steroids boys and girls??

Steroids.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

He's been buff for a while. I remember seeing him a few years ago and notice it. Guess when you look that freaky you have to make sure you can kick some ass.

Yeah, he probably got tired of getting beaten up for being a freak.

 

[Sarcasmo]

He's been buff for a while. I remember seeing him a few years ago and notice it. Guess when you look that freaky you have to make sure you can kick some ass.

It's like when animals put on big displays for intimidation. It has nothing to do with fighting, it's just them hoping that no one gets past the bluff. And if they do they usually run.

 

[Pandora]

He is so nasty. Besides the fact that he's fugly, bulging veiny muscles give me an antiboner.