Car thread

[taivas]

Alright, so, once I get out of here and I'm getting officer pay, I need a cooler car. Currently, I have a plain silver Impala, and it just ain't cutting it for a FUTURE AIRCREW MEMBER and DEFENDER OF THE AMERICAN WAY. (The story behind my Impala is that back when I was getting my first car, I had no job, therefore no money, and was basically restricted to whatever my parents approved of.)

So, I'm looking for suggestions. I'm fond of the mid-size sedan, a couple of friends have/had Nissan Altimas, which rate pretty nice.

Input?

 

[ZRH]

Dont spend your signing bonus on a pickup. I swear everyone does...

 

[shawndavid]

Mini Cooper convertible

 

[fly]

If you suggest a few cars, I can look them up on Consumer Reports...

 

[Mrs. Valve]

can you hold out for the Fiat 500's debut in the states?

 

[fly]

Get a fucking Volt

 

[shawndavid]

Get a fucking Volt

I don't think there's a tail pipe.

 

[taivas]

Mid-size sedans, not sports cars. ;p

 

[fly]

Mid-size sedans, not sports cars. ;p

A Volt is a mid-sided sedan.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

I have an idea with more utility:

Save. Your. Fucking. Money.

Your car is unsuitable because it's not.... cool?

You, sir, are a credit card company's wet dream.

 

[taivas]

I have an idea with more utility:

Save. Your. Fucking. Money.

Your car is unsuitable because it's not.... cool?

You, sir, are a credit card company's wet dream.

I was being facetious, I have other reasons for wanting to upgrade.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

I was being facetious, I have other reasons for wanting to upgrade.

if only you had the means to communicate your true intentions to your intended audience.

 

[taivas]

Well, I was sort of hoping people would focus on the question I asked, and not on the irrelevant (fictionalized) backstory.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

Well, I was sort of hoping people would focus on the question I asked, and not on the irrelevant (fictionalized) backstory.

Buy a Nissan Sentra. Two liter engine, six speed manual, surprisingly good radio, and enough cabin space for my humongous fucking ass... all for fifteen grand.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

Oh... and I stress that figure:

If you spend more than fifteen grand you've not only paid too much for your muffler, but for the rest of the car as well.

 

[plot]

Jeep Rubicon.

 

[Duke]

Mid-size sedans, not sports cars. ;p

And your starting with fail.

Start below with win.

 

[APRIL]

I'm with Duke!

Animepark has a Nissan Altima, I believe it is.

 

[G-Shock]

I really like RWD

C300 is purdy sweet.

G35

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

You should get one of those new Golf Polo things that are really cute and economical.