Food Canning

[Sarcasmo]

Sell them locally? Maybe register the name Shit Peppers or some shit.

 

[DJBrenton]

Sell them locally? Maybe register the name Shit Peppers or some shit.

Then use the money to buy rice.

 

[Sarcasmo]

"it did f*ck me on the apple jelly"

And there Ladies and Gentlemen, you have the second single from the album 728 Bakers Dozens of Eggs by The Goatf*ckers

We'll be helicoptering it to dinner in no time. UF is good for something after all.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Totally worth it... put some garlic in there with some red pepper flakes or whatevs... HEAVEN.

Ill see if we have any jars left, maybe Ill do some if we do
Ill send yall one if they turn out right

 

[APRIL]

Ill see if we have any jars left, maybe Ill do some if we do
Ill send yall one if they turn out right

OMGOMOGMOGGG

If you do... I'll send you some home brew. :wiggle:


edit: You probably wouldn't trust anything I had a part in though.

 

[DJBrenton]

We'll be helicoptering it to dinner in no time. UF is good for something after all.

All we need now is some tunes, the rest of the lyrics, another 9 or 10 songs, dance routines, costumes, marketing, some bitches ho's and skanks for the video and we're set.

 

[Domon]

OMGOMOGMOGGG

If you do... I'll send you some home brew. :wiggle:


edit: You probably wouldn't trust anything I had a part in though.

his jalepenos are stuffed with poop. Its his way.

 

[CletusJones]

his jalepenos are stuffed with poop. Its his way.

Only April's jar

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

his jalepenos are stuffed with poop. Its his way.

Poop aint for eatin
Its for throwin at hobos and mailing to senators


edit - and for tea parties

 

[APRIL]

his jalepenos are stuffed with poop. Its his way.

I would expect nothing less.

But if he actually does put poop in my jar--there are consequences.

 

[Amstel]

The Goatf*ckers traveling crew:

All we need now is

some tunes - Shamwow
the rest of the lyrics - duke
another 9 or 10 songs - see the above two
dance routines - Applesauce
costumes - Cletus
marketing - me
some bitches ho's and skanks - keeks


for the video and we're set.

 

[Atan Nolme]

I tried to make apple jelly w/apple juice a couple nights ago, but apparently went WAY past the 'gelling' point. I poured the dark 'jelly' into a jar for canning & it cooled to thicker than molasses. Gonna have to redo that effort.

Does anyone here can?

Why not some Apple butter

Unfortunately only the previous generation cans in my family.

Homemade applesauce is like nothing else.

TSRH Not as sugary as the stuff you by in stores. Summer Rambo's make the best sauce.

 

[Amstel]

Why not some Apple butter

First applesauce, then apple butter.

I love applebutter.

if you ever have the chance to get pumpkin butter - get it. put it on toast in the morning. it's like Thanksgiving's pumpkin pie for breakfast.

mmmmmmmmm

 

[Sarcasmo]

I'm glad he stopped killing asians and started doing something positive.

 

[Domon]

Why not some Apple butter

Unfortunately only the previous generation cans in my family.


TSRH Not as sugary as the stuff you by in stores. Summer Rambo's make the best sauce.

and you know... its actually tastes like something. I grew up on it, and the store stuff quite literally has no taste to me, and a weird waterey texture

 

[Domon]

I would expect nothing less.

But if he actually does put poop in my jar--there are consequences.

you're all talk.

 

[eileenbunny]

Why has no-one ever explained this before?

You are really going to start questioning the stupidity of the English language now? Surely even in your country there are things that don't make sense. Here we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway. The word oversight means two things and they contradict each other.

 

[kiwi]

Yes. We always do tomatoes and salsa plus assorted jellies, pie filling, fruit. Well I used to till I moved to Phoenix. Why do you need that contraption to can?

 

[kiwi]

All we need now is some tunes, the rest of the lyrics, another 9 or 10 songs, dance routines, costumes, marketing, some bitches ho's and skanks for the video and we're set.

I'll be a skank.

 

[Amstel]

Yes. We always do tomatoes and salsa plus assorted jellies, pie filling, fruit. Well I used to till I moved to Phoenix. Why do you need that contraption to can?

I dont 'need' it, it just makes it easier to remove seeds/skins/etc.