Thread Canada thrEHd!!

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[MacG]

That is the best show ever made.

I still hold my drinks like Julien.

When it's time to take a break, we say "smokes, let's go".

 

[HipHugHer]

More people die from moose that from hurricanes.

 

[wetwillie]

More people die from moose that from hurricanes.

"Although the Ford's in disarray, there is no way the oak can pay."
That is a real legal opinion, on the books, regarding uninsured driver's claims against trees and such in Michigan. See,white people be crazy.
Hitting a moose would suck.

 

[Petunia]

Is that the party animal Ford or the boring Ford?

The party animal Ford is resting in Hood Heaven smoking the devils dandruff in peace

 

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The party animal Ford is resting in Hood Heaven smoking the devils dandruff in peace

With a stripper on each knee.

 

[Darth Handsome]

With a stripper on each knee.

Women dont wear clothes in heaven so theyre all strippers & none of them are strippers

 

[nukes]

Women dont wear clothes in heaven so theyre all strippers & none of them are strippers

Right. But the ones who WERE strippers fart glitter throughout Heaven.

 

[Strings]

Right. But the ones who WERE strippers fart glitter throughout Heaven.

For eternity?
Don't stand behind them in the halo line.

 

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[Frau Blugher]

For eternity?
Don't stand behind them in the halo line.

Great glittering fart halo's batman , we'll be left below .

 

[nukes]

Great glittering fart halo's batman , we'll be left below .

Oh silly...
It drifts down to hell just like Stripper Snow.

 

[Frau Blugher]

The great canadian bidet challenge .

Step one : stuff a snowball up yr bum .
Step two : tweet a black ice warning
Step 3 : hockey

 

[nukes]

The great canadian bidet challenge .

Step one : stuff a snowball up yr bum .
Step two : tweet a black ice warning
Step 3 : hockey

4) power fart the puck into the goal.

 

[gee]

Pretty much.

Canada doesn't have nuclear weapons, we don't need them - we have shitty musicians instead. If anyone threatens us, we'll threaten to send Nickelback on tour in their country.