Halp Callout Thread: Fly

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I'm sick of your shit.

You missed with the Charger last night, twice. One of them was when they were pouring gas and standing perfectly still, totally unacceptable. When I called you on it you were all "Oh, I didn't have time", they sat there and poured two cans, what were you doing in the meantime? Shark birth porn? Stop noobing out on the job, queer.

Then when you were Smoker, in the usual grab spot, you just sat there and watched while they poured another can in. I was up high as Spitter waiting for an opening which you couldn't deliver on, you killed the whole team because you were standing there jumping rope with the tongue, like an idiot.

Get yourself together for tonight, or I'm just going to block you and find new friends.

Get on my lvl, or I'll start leaving you 4 dead.
 
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First, I couldnt do the info booth charge because they saw me. I ducked back hoping that someone might distract the shithead with the gun pointing at me. Had I gone, I would have been shredded before getting to them anyway you stupid fucking prick.

The smoker thing wasn't my fault either. I amed and pulled the right guy, but the targeting system somehow got the fuck next to him.

And finally, I'm sick of you getting pounced or jockied while on your own. Its a team game cocksucker, lern2play.
 
First, I couldnt do the info booth charge because they saw me. I ducked back hoping that someone might distract the shithead with the gun pointing at me. Had I gone, I would have been shredded before getting to them anyway you stupid fucking prick.

You're an idiot, here's why:

- I invented the booth charge, so I know all about it. It was not designed (by me, I might add) to be a big damage dealer, it strictly opens a gap for the Spitter to exploit. The Charger has plenty of health to cross that distance without dying. If you took your head out of April's capacious ass for 2 seconds you would know this.

- When you charge out you're going to knock the guy shooting at you down and then capture the guy pouring, the guy on cover wouldn't be able to shoot for a good 5 seconds, plenty of time for me to Spit and get the can lit, dumbass.

The smoker thing wasn't my fault either. I amed and pulled the right guy, but the targeting system somehow got the fuck next to him.

Funny, I never miss those shots, sounds like user error to me, as usual.

And finally, I'm sick of you getting pounced or jockied while on your own. Its a team game cocksucker, lern2play.

Cry me a river, you big fat girl. I was boomered and trying to pipe out to cover your incompetent ass, and had my teamate not been a total douchewit he would have swiped the Hunter off of me and given me time to kill it and then rescue him. I guess expecting people to be able to utilize the basic functions of the game is a bit too much to ask, you satan worshipping gutter slut.
 
Shut up, you've never landed a solid 25 crush in your entire life, much less landed a blind high arc off of the roof vents on No Mercy.

You're a joke.
Im a pretty solid hunter, bitch. Take your attitude and shove it up my ass (along with a tank or two, thanks)