That looks like fun. No way that thing is in Sarcasmo's living room, otherwise people might smile.
Next let's discuss breeding unicorns!
In my nexus, you're nude in that pic.
Well, it was a wild party. I'll have you know it took me 2 tabs of acid to make that horn too.
Is there oil on asteroids?
Is there oil on asteroids?
Maybe in trace amounts, but probably not useful ones. Oil is found in deep deposits created over millions of years, from a theoretical combination of the layering of biological matter and heat from the planet's core. An asteroid would have neither of those processes, and would also not have been ejected from deep enough in the planet's crust to contain existing oil unless the impact was of a planet ending magnitude. I'd say it would have to be an absolutely massive asteroid. Basically a rogue planet.