Thread By the by, I only seem to be eating gentleman sausage today

[eileenbunny]

3 weeks?

Here in the land of socialism and freedom we get months paternity leave. I think my brother took 6 months last time.

3 weeks is pretty good here. He works for a Canuckistanian company. Otherwise it would probably be zilch like Coqui got. Here, I believe 3 weeks would be good for maternity leave. Companies in this country treat pregnancy and birth like it is the plague though.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

This is why I'm not keen on working in the US private sector.

 

[polo]

You do realise I was taking the piss out of ZRH's assertion that he holds the standard for English 'round here' don't you?

standard for google "specific search term" and ctrl+f in pdf files you mean

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

3 weeks is pretty good here. He works for a Canuckistanian company. Otherwise it would probably be zilch like Coqui got. Here, I believe 3 weeks would be good for maternity leave. Companies in this country treat pregnancy and birth like it is the plague though.

Yeah, this is why your country sucks.

 

[eileenbunny]

Yeah, this is why your country sucks.

Well, at least we aren't Japan.

Oh, and we have good food and we have dentists.

And we have a lot of pretty awesome culture.

And its not rainy and gray all the time everywhere here.

I like it okay.

 

[DJBrenton]

Well, at least we aren't Japan.

Oh, and we have good food and we have dentists.

And we have a lot of pretty awesome culture.

And its not rainy and gray all the time everywhere here.

I like it okay.

We're not Japan either.

And we have McDonald's too, and dentists, mostly Eastern European.

And we have lots of what used to be culture.

And it's not always rainy and grey here all the time either. At night it's rainy and black.

 

[JAXvillain]

did you just call mcdonald's good food?

 

[eileenbunny]

We're not Japan either.

And we have McDonald's too, and dentists, mostly Eastern European.

And we have lots of what used to be culture.

And it's not always rainy and grey here all the time either. At night it's rainy and black.

I wasn't saying you were Japan. I was just saying we aren't.

And we have much better food than McDonald's. And we go to our dentists.

We have sunshine in much of the country at least some of the time (sorry pacific northwest)!

I'm just saying, it's not all bad living here on this side of the pond.

And I'm not worried about the time off from work thing since I'm going to be a stay at home mom! I guess I just can't be lazy anymore.

 

[DJBrenton]

We have sunshine in much of the country at least some of the time (sorry pacific northwest)!
.

I'm told there are parts of this country that sometimes get sunshine. Of course I don't really believe it.

 

[Duke]

I'm told there are parts of this country that sometimes get sunshine. Of course I don't really believe it.

Even a dog's ass sees sunshine every once in a while.

 

[DJBrenton]

Even a dog's ass sees sunshine every once in a while.

Not here it doesn't.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Well, at least we aren't Japan.

Oh, and we have good food and we have dentists.

And we have a lot of pretty awesome culture.

And its not rainy and gray all the time everywhere here.

I like it okay.

From what I hear Japan better start treating pregnancy/birth like it's the goddamn universal salvation before they run out of future perverts to add confusion to our lives with.

 

[JAXvillain]

From what I hear Japan better start treating pregnancy/birth like it's the goddamn universal salvation before they run out of future perverts to add confusion to our lives with.

are they going reverse idiocracy or something?

 

[itburnswhenipee]

Dan gets 3 weeks paternity leave.

It's only two weeks, kiddo.

 

[Duke]

are they going reverse idiocracy or something?

They are seeing a true population decline. People out there just flat out not making babies.

 

[plot]

They are seeing a true population decline. People out there just flat out not making babies.

See what happens when you teach birth control and responsibility?

plus chicks don't get preggo from bukakkes and eels.

 

[Duke]

See what happens when you teach birth control and responsibility?

plus chicks don't get preggo from bukakkes and eels.

Yeah. The world could use about 3 billion less people. Unfortunately, Asia and Africa doesn't seem to give a shit about stuff like that.