Thread By the by, I only seem to be eating gentleman sausage today

I'm sorry I couldn't understand this post. .The grammar was far too awful to make it comprehensible.

Thanks for keeping up on the whole English standard bro.
Hyphens are controversial "Miss there-is-no-such-thing-as-allergies"
 

it's a fucking internet phenomenon. everywhere you go, there's always some cunt comes out of the woodwork to correct your spelling, or format, or use of a semicolon.

i guess that says more about the mature productivity of humanities majors and their place (or lack of) in the workforce.
 
You do realise I was taking the piss out of ZRH's assertion that he holds the standard for English 'round here' don't you?

It's been pointed out for some time that he makes as many mistakes as he attempts to correct. You won't fix his problem by pointing out his spelling errors.
 
I had an English muffin for breakfast again. What do contractions feel like?

Uh, kind of hard to explain, but you just kind of know. If you aren't sure, take a shower, if they get worse, they are probably real, if they slow down, they aren't. How many weeks are you (I know, I should know, but blah).