Drool-Boy said:
You kids and your goofballs
Doesnt anyone just sniff glue and go around punching homeless people in the face anymore?
That made me think of the awesome character Booger from Revenge of the Nerds played in Better Off Dead, Charles De Mar. He had ton of great quotes of him trying to get drugs.
Charles De Mar: Greendale is a bodaciously small town, Lane. A fly speck on the map - a rest stop on the way to the ski slope. I can't even get real drugs here!
[holds up a bottle of whipped cream]
Charles De Mar: Wait, wait a minute...
[starts to snort snow off his top hat]
[sniff]
Charles De Mar: Oh.
[shouts]
Charles De Mar: Oh! Ugh! Outrageous! This is pure snow! It?s everywhere! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?
[raises right hand]
[shouts]
Charles De Mar: I think I just froze the left half of my brain!
[waves arm in circles]
[shouts]
Charles De Mar: Look! I can?t move my right arm!
Lane Myer: This isn't funny, Charles! If I don't have a dream, I have nothing!
Charles De Mar: Ah, come on! It's Christmas Eve! I could be home right now, drinking this *monster* eggnog my brother makes with lighter fluid.
Charles De Mar: I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. I know high school girls.