Ontopic Buddhism

Sarcasmo

A Taste Of Honey Fluff Boy
Mar 28, 2005
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Rush is one of the worst bands of all time. Have you ever heard a worse voice on a lead singer? No, you haven't.

"But Rush is so technically perfect when they perform!"

Shut the fuck up.
 

DJBrenton

In Her Majesty's Secret Cervix
Feb 10, 2010
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Robin Hoodland
Zen philosophy


1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just **** off and leave me alone.

2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.

3. No one is listening until you fart.

4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.

7. Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when

you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.(or just do it over the internet)

8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

10. If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.