Broken toilet ver2.0

I leave town the toilet seat is in good working order. I come home and the toilet seat bites my ass. I've told that man to stop doing stunt work when I'm not home. He just doesn't listen.
 
I leave town the toilet seat is in good working order. I come home and the toilet seat bites my ass. I've told that man to stop doing stunt work when I'm not home. He just doesn't listen.

You'll have to get him one of those Lifecall things in case he ends up on the floor in the loo unable to crawl to the phone when he screws up a triple dismount.
 
I leave town the toilet seat is in good working order. I come home and the toilet seat bites my ass. I've told that man to stop doing stunt work when I'm not home. He just doesn't listen.

Make him build an outhouse. He can do his poostunts there and not mess up the house.