Hawt BREAKING: Hotel Room Butt Implant Kills Tourist

I think she would have noticed if there were a gerbil in that syringe. I can't imagine the gauge needle you'd need to inject a gerbil into your butt :lol:
 
Also, it must be a slow news day in Lake Charles, LA because they're the only ones who picked up that NBC news story out of Philly.

OMG STUPID AMERICAN NEWS WE ARE ALL DUMB FOR READING IT EL OH EL.