Brain-dead woman gives birth to baby girl

[Galen]

So whos turn is it to knock her up now?

The filipino ladyboy nurse

 

[Exodus]

So whos turn is it to knock her up now?

Yours?

Wait... What's so wrong with her?

 

[Galen]

Yours?

Wait... What's so wrong with her?

What's wrong with her is that she's allowing american doctors to look after her! arf arf, 5 year M.D. arf arf! My original degree was political science, but it's okay, my father had the money to make me a radiologist!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Yours?

Wait... What's so wrong with her?

Shes in a coma so.....nothing?
At least you wouldnt have to cuddle or listen to her bitch or anything.

 

[Exodus]

Shes in a coma so.....nothing?
At least you wouldnt have to cuddle or listen to her bitch or anything.

I meant HiFiGirl lol.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I meant HiFiGirl lol.

so did I

 

[Galen]

so did I

She slipped into that coma after she found out porno existed on the internet. Horror of horrors!

 

[ZRH]

Holy shit, Galen let go of the computer long enough for Exo to sign up :o

 

[Coqui]

So who exactly did the doctor tell to push?

 

[b_sinning]

At least one live was saved.

 

[Bubbles]

So who exactly did the doctor tell to push?

It was a cesarian

 

[Coqui]

It was a cesarian

/joke thanks for ruining it


*runs and cries*

 

[thrawn]

So who exactly did the doctor tell to push?

the orderly who was next on the list to bang her in the ass

 

[Bubbles]

/joke thanks for ruining it


*runs and cries*

I have no personality this early in the morning. Sorry.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

If it was my child, I'd have someone other than Fox cover it, that's for sure. Fuck sake, Takeshi's Castle is more reliable.

If it was YOUR child I trust that you would've NOT let her go to begin with.

Seriously, anyone who sends a 17 year old girl to Aruba on her own deserves what's coming, those islands aren't exactly bastions of security.

 

[Coqui]

the orderly who was next on the list to bang her in the ass

Pushing through the ass eases delivery correct?

 

[fly]

If it was YOUR child I trust that you would've NOT let her go to begin with.

Seriously, anyone who sends a 17 year old girl to Aruba on her own deserves what's coming, those islands aren't exactly bastions of security.

That's why the Chikken goes fully strapped

 

[Syrup Beaver]

That's why the Chikken goes fully strapped

It's relatively easy to get a visitors carry permit for the Dominican Republic so I hear

 

[fly]

It's relatively easy to get a visitors carry permit for the Dominican Republic so I hear

Sure would suck getting your checked baggage through tho...

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Sure would suck getting your checked baggage through tho...

That's not too difficult either actually, just requires planning and arriving earlier than usual.

As long as you're not going anywhere near NYC or NJ that is....