Baby Boys vs. Girls

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

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Where was I?

Dunno , but aparently you now have bumps on your ass.

 

[Dharma1521]

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Dunno , but aparently you now have bumps on your ass.

I thought that area was feeling odd.

 

[fly]

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Dunno , but aparently you now have bumps on your ass.

Its from all the anal near misses...

 

[Coqui]

he also has no fear of animals and has been bitten twice (by my toothless Chihuahua)

Let us know when he gets bitten by an animal and not a chew toy.

 

[Shalimar]

Its from all the anal near misses...

ahhhhhh, so THAT's the explanation of the Norway spiral.

 

[Coqui]

unless your son is a big fat flaming homo

Then you just make sure he's a top.

 

[Duke]

Its from all the anal near misses...

Wouldn't those be divots?

 

[JAXvillain]

it would probably look dimpled and ripply like cellulite

 

[tre]

there's an old saying for dads on having boys or girls...

with boys, you only have to worry about one penis.
with girls, you have to worry about every penis.

i have a boy, yet i'm still worried about fly's penis

 

[Coqui]

i have a boy, yet i'm still worried about fly's penis

And that's the one penis you have to worry about.

 

[Sarcasmo]

And also the knife.

 

[Coqui]

the other day, Kiko said... Mama I wanna eat my fruits so I can grow up and be big and strong and kill you.


:S

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

the other day, Kiko said... Mama I wanna eat my fruits so I can grow up and be big and strong and kill you.


:S

Raising your very own vandersloot
How cute!

 

[JAXvillain]

now I know why lions eat their young /rodney dangerfield

 

[Shalimar]

i mean, he IS hispanic, no?

 

[tre]

i mean, he IS hispanic, no?

clearly, the fruit doesn't fall far from the crazy tree.

 

[fly]

listen here mofos!
my neighbors are Brazilian and the 2 little brats that live there gave my kid a water gun and taught him to say PEW PEW PEW
so now he points his finger at me all the time and says PEW PEW PEW
so im like NOOO KIKO!! Never point at someones face and say PEW PEW

then when I saw the Brazilian Brats next door I made sure they saw me back my car over their little play guns.
the little one cried, but I dont give a fuck!

lady, youre a special kind of crazy

 

[Coqui]

this better be a compliment you asshole!

Your Cartel was featured on Deadliest Warrior this week. They lost to Somali pirates.

 

[JAXvillain]

listen here mofos!
my neighbors are Brazilian and the 2 little brats that live there gave my kid a water gun and taught him to say PEW PEW PEW
so now he points his finger at me all the time and says PEW PEW PEW
so im like NOOO KIKO!! Never point at someones face and say PEW PEW

then when I saw the Brazilian Brats next door I made sure they saw me back my car over their little play guns.
the little one cried, but I dont give a fuck!

at least not until he's married like a good catholic!

 

[JAXvillain]

Your Cartel was featured on Deadliest Warrior this week. They lost to Somali pirates.

ouch, tough loss
*cue pic of "someone get that rocket launcher away from jamal"*