GAY Bought this sweet book tonight

[kiwi]

My moms male cat literally just lost his penis. You think this is a fucking joke?

Yes. My comment was a joke.

 

[nukes]

My moms male cat literally just lost his penis. You think this is a fucking joke?

How does one (being a cat) simply lose a penis? Was it amputated due to cancer?
Is his wifes name Lorena?

 

[adi]

After they lose all 9 lives they get a chance for a 10th, but the penis gots to go.

 

[nukes]

That does it, no cat lives for me.
I love my cock, its the only physical perfection i have.
With todays Medical Science of Dick Pills i have hope that my cock and I will be in love til the end.

 

[APRIL]

My moms male cat literally just lost his penis. You think this is a fucking joke?

I thought it was your son's or brothers cat with the urinary issues.

 

[DJBrenton]

I thought it was your son's or brothers cat with the urinary issues.

Aren't her son and brother the same person?

 

[Darth Handsome]

Aren't her son and brother the same person?

Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.

 

[Puff Dabby]

I thought it was your son's or brothers cat with the urinary issues.

Well its technically my brothers cat but he is 19 and lives at home.

 

[Dharma1521]

what boyfriend ???

OMG YOU DON"T EVEN on my facebook.

SADNESS

 

[Petunia]

OMG YOU DON"T EVEN on my facebook.

SADNESS

Ugh I haven't logged in there in ages...Twitter and IG own my soul ... And now snapchatz


Update me you skank

Tell meeeeee

 

[Dharma1521]

Ugh I haven't logged in there in ages...Twitter and IG own my soul ... And now snapchatz


Update me you skank

Tell meeeeee

You KNOW I don't understand Snapchat. GAWD.

Been dating for 7 months. Live together. It's good.

As long as he doesn't TOUCH my books.

 

[Duke]

Been dating for 7 months. Live together. It's good.

Sinner

 

[Domon]

You KNOW I don't understand Snapchat. GAWD.

Been dating for 7 months. Live together. It's good.

As long as he doesn't TOUCH my books.

Dont worry, you're just immune to the crazy by this point. another 6 months from now you'll look back and say:

" wait, it really wasnt normal that he followed me to work every day and sat in the parking lot, or that i had to check my car keys out from him every time i went somewhere"

 

[Darth Handsome]

You KNOW I don't understand Snapchat. GAWD.

Been dating for 7 months. Live together. It's good.

As long as he doesn't TOUCH my books.

Dump him. He's a bum.

 

[Dharma1521]

Dump him. He's a bum.

:sniffsniff:

Who dis?

 

[nukes]

Dont worry, you're just immune to the crazy by this point. another 6 months from now you'll look back and say:

" wait, it really wasnt normal that he followed me to work every day and sat in the parking lot, or that i had to check my car keys out from him every time i went somewhere"

"Battering styles of the rich and famous".

 

[Duke]

:sniffsniff:

Who dis?

new meat. We got invaded over the weekend.

 

[Darth Handsome]

:sniffsniff:

Who dis?

Im the sonofabitch who is going to save you from yourself.

You can do better. Kick him to the curb.

 

[Dharma1521]

new meat. We got invaded over the weekend.

I've already pissed all over this forum to claim it.

 

[Duke]

I've already pissed all over this forum to claim it.

@Maureen is working hard to beat your bodycount.