Bolivian Spanking Machine

[Pandora]

Shoping for shoes has become more interesting. I was checking out some spiffy PF Flyers and decided to check out their website. They had a 'Users Manual' with some pretty strange suggested uses for their shoes.....

Bolivian Spanking Machine

Pie Crust Tool

Glove for falconry

http://www.pfflyers.com/index.php

 

[BigDov]

pie crust tool.........

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I didn't know theac was a falconer

That's pretty impressive

 

[smileynev]

I don't get this thread.

 

[JaymieT]

I want the spanking machine

Maybe I'll try the pie tool, it couldn't hurt as bad as my pies turn out

 

[Pandora]

I want the spanking machine

Maybe I'll try the pie tool, it couldn't hurt as bad as my pies turn out

Just make sure you wash the soles first. No one likes dirt in their pie crust.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Just make sure you wash the soles first. No one likes dirt in their pie crust.

A little 'trail spice' never hurt no-one

 

[Pandora]

A little 'trail spice' never hurt no-one

Unless you step in some bear poo.

 

[BigDov]

Unless you step in some bear poo.

Unless it was salmon season, I wouldn't worry about it. Their normal diet of berries and bugs wouldn't hurt you.

Too much.

 

[JaymieT]

Just make sure you wash the soles first. No one likes dirt in their pie crust.

Yuck! My pies are bad enough anyway without that!

 

[fly]

Yuck! My pies are bad enough anyway without that!

Have you ever eaten DW's pie?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Unless it was salmon season, I wouldn't worry about it. Their normal diet of berries and bugs wouldn't hurt you.

Too much.

Raw salmon fresh out of the river would probably make you wish you were dead

 

[BigDov]

Raw salmon fresh out of the river would probably make you wish you were dead

It doesn't bug me too much at the sushi bar though......

 

[Syrup Beaver]

It doesn't bug me too much at the sushi bar though......

Nope, cuz it's been properly prepared

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

do they ever once suggest you wear them on your feet?

 

[Pandora]

do they ever once suggest you wear them on your feet?

The spankers are wearing them on their feet. They are specialar spanking shoes.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

The spankers are wearing them on their feet. They are specialar spanking shoes.

ah yeah I missed that
I bet theyd be good for throwing at the kids that play in my yard too

 

[BigDov]

ah yeah I missed that
I bet theyd be good for throwing at the kids that play in my yard too

Old work boots > new shoes

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Old work boots > new shoes

Yeah I have an old pair of steel toes Ive been dying to ping off of some brats head

 

[Pandora]

ah yeah I missed that
I bet theyd be good for throwing at the kids that play in my yard too

That's what pitbulls are for.

Or save yourself from all the lawsuits and just put up a sign...