Lets recap the fun that Justin has been having over the past week.
1. the jazz dancer is obsessing over me. I don't want to deal with it so I don't.. its not like we dated EVER. So she sobs to Mark when he goes and drinks there. Apparently she stays up at night thinking about me.. WTF
2. Although the Manager at the coffee house has a boyfriend, one of the employees THREW herself at me. I quote, "I know your leaving soon, and I want to make sure you remember me"
3. #2 was initiated by Employee # 3 (Soan, I think that's how its spelled) who, not 10 minutes ago did the EXACT same thing. I'll quote,
Her: Why you fronten??
Me : Excuse me, fronten how?
Her: I just wanna fuck
Me : What about your boy you're living with
Her: He wouldn't give it up last night, whatsup, you gonna keep fronten or what.
Me : *thinking this chick is nuts, as determined in previous conversations with her* We'll see
Her: Yeah, my breaks at 3, whatsup!?!
Me : *laughing and smiling and avoiding*
These confrontations we'll call them have lead me to wonder if Goodyear or Michelin makes rubber strong enough to protect me, however I don't think they've entered the market as of yet. All of these occurrences can be confirmed VIA Mark. Now then, my thought process on each.
1. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!!! I never lead you on, I determined your a horrible lay although you are sweet, but we NEVER FREAKIN DATED!!!!
2. WOH.. uuhhmm.. I've done the single mom thing before, and NO.. besides you just stopped dating some 49 year old.. AAAGGGGHHH GOOD LORD
3. Yeah, you tell me a week ago that you and your boyfriend PHYSICALLY fight and you regularly stick razor blades to his neck while you support him and he has no job, yeah yeah.. lets fuck, cause I definitely want to get involved in that impending train wreck.. WOOHOO
Please.. For gods sake PLEASE tell me what the hell is going on?!?!?
To add on to all this, and yeah I know what the hell am I thinking right.. I hung out with Grace (high school sweetheart) last weekend. We had a great time, I was dropping her off at the her apt so I could go the airport and we kissed a few times. We are hanging out this weekend I think. UUHH.. How did that happen again!??!
Apparently, on Tuesday night I was running around asking women to marry me. It was while we were waiting for the elephants to walk by on 34th street. Yes they were real elephants, yes I was ABSOLUTELY hammered and yes I vaguely remember it.
So... what say yoU!?
1. the jazz dancer is obsessing over me. I don't want to deal with it so I don't.. its not like we dated EVER. So she sobs to Mark when he goes and drinks there. Apparently she stays up at night thinking about me.. WTF
2. Although the Manager at the coffee house has a boyfriend, one of the employees THREW herself at me. I quote, "I know your leaving soon, and I want to make sure you remember me"
3. #2 was initiated by Employee # 3 (Soan, I think that's how its spelled) who, not 10 minutes ago did the EXACT same thing. I'll quote,
Her: Why you fronten??
Me : Excuse me, fronten how?
Her: I just wanna fuck
Me : What about your boy you're living with
Her: He wouldn't give it up last night, whatsup, you gonna keep fronten or what.
Me : *thinking this chick is nuts, as determined in previous conversations with her* We'll see
Her: Yeah, my breaks at 3, whatsup!?!
Me : *laughing and smiling and avoiding*
These confrontations we'll call them have lead me to wonder if Goodyear or Michelin makes rubber strong enough to protect me, however I don't think they've entered the market as of yet. All of these occurrences can be confirmed VIA Mark. Now then, my thought process on each.
1. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!!! I never lead you on, I determined your a horrible lay although you are sweet, but we NEVER FREAKIN DATED!!!!
2. WOH.. uuhhmm.. I've done the single mom thing before, and NO.. besides you just stopped dating some 49 year old.. AAAGGGGHHH GOOD LORD
3. Yeah, you tell me a week ago that you and your boyfriend PHYSICALLY fight and you regularly stick razor blades to his neck while you support him and he has no job, yeah yeah.. lets fuck, cause I definitely want to get involved in that impending train wreck.. WOOHOO
Please.. For gods sake PLEASE tell me what the hell is going on?!?!?
To add on to all this, and yeah I know what the hell am I thinking right.. I hung out with Grace (high school sweetheart) last weekend. We had a great time, I was dropping her off at the her apt so I could go the airport and we kissed a few times. We are hanging out this weekend I think. UUHH.. How did that happen again!??!
Apparently, on Tuesday night I was running around asking women to marry me. It was while we were waiting for the elephants to walk by on 34th street. Yes they were real elephants, yes I was ABSOLUTELY hammered and yes I vaguely remember it.
So... what say yoU!?
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