Bleeding wimmens and Funzie

NMEs Boob Warmer said:
A mensturating woman can only alter the quality of mayo if she acutally mensturates direclty into the jar.

but wouldnt that make it cocktail sauce?

edit> no wait, thats ketchup and horseradish. nm
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