Have you seen him? He runs on an erector set, of course he's a freak.
No, you're forgetting the spin of the last ten years-- if he'd gotten his legs blown off while delivering $120 microwave burritos to some shithole base in Afghanistan he'd be lauded as some kind of heroic savior, but since he was born with no legs he's just a useless freak.
Would you like a burrito?
Actually I went to go look at kitchen sinks, then I ate some pho-- a number nine, which includes eye of round, brisket, and flank steak. Maybe I'll get a burrito tomorrow-- possibly from the food truck across from the MVA, possibly from this place called Tortacos which may or may not be a chain.