WTF Big Trucks

Mr. Argumentor

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Sep 27, 2012
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Apparently Willona likes them? I dunno. Here

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For a size reference: Marshall, up on top of the truck, is 6'5" or so. It's his truck
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The "big" truck couldn't see the "little" truck who was stalled out, he rammed the little truck a couple times before he opened the door and looked down to see what was going on
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I would've shot one of his tires
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You gotta be drunk to properly enjoy it. One of the bonuses is that you're not on a road, so you can't be cited for DUI and everyone out there has signed a waiver for any damage to their vehicle or themselves. Get out there absolutely shitfaced and drive into someone else's truck, they will get pissed but the can't do anything.
 
I've got a '93 F150, Auto, 2WD, 4.9L I6

Got her with about 160K, currently have a little more than 285K, she's been with me up and down I-95 dozens of times, took me from Tallahassee to LA and back. Never really let me down, any issues I've had have been from things I didn't take care of

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Holy fawkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. I LOVE, LOVE these trucks.. I loved going to mud bogs when I lived in AZ and going up to the fence, then sneaking to the pits just to stand by the tires! "Whattya doin' little girrrl!?!"

Not to own, though. I've had my share of trouble with off road pickups. (*ahem, getting stuck in a swampy area. Private land. Had a few dranks. Ooops roll bar lights were on, shining away at land owner's home. They called cops. I got in trouble.)

What I REALLY want is...


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The first two are too clean. :fly:
 
I was stationed in DC for roughly 4 years, as a result of that about a month and a half ago I was stopped at a red light and I feel/hear a "pop" and the pedal went to the floor. Limped the one block down to my destination and parked it, looked underneath and found:

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People mock me for it, but she waited for me to get to someplace that was safe to blow. The two or three days before I was blasting down the interstate at 75+MPH, she waited for me.
I treated her to all stainless steel brake braided brake lines the next week.
 
I like Jeeps, but I was disappointed that they didn't keep the I6 and went to the V6. I understand the reasoning behind it, but I don't like it

That.


Sadly, I will have to settle for this anyway...

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Something about husband whining about how impractical they are for families and well, he hates everything, so.