Baron Von Awesome said:One time when I was leaving Grand Central to walk to my building this guy came barging past me, which is common at foot traffic rush hour in NYC. The front entrance of Grand Central has a high curb, probably twice as high as normal, and he sort of stepped off it wrongfooted or something, but he went fucking flying, twisting in midair, and landed on his shoulder and side on the concrete. His briefcase went flying, and made the "OWWWOOOFFF" noise as he landed. It was like Steven Seagal had launched this dude past me, it was awesome.
Sounds good except the working in NYC bit.
I can't remember the last time I fell over, but if and when I do I usually get up and do the smile while rushing away.