Best online April Fool's

If Duke had any foresight he would've died during surgery and then resurfaced in June with a big OWNED! thread.

That would've been funny.
 
I played WoW for about a month. It was fun for a bit and then got extremely boring. I did mysteriously gain 275 pounds in that short period though. I didn't even play that often. I haven't had sex since, either. It's a pretty evil program.