Best Busted by Parents Memory

b_sinning

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My parents were very forgiving at times and other times hard as hell. They only out right caught me breaking curfew or defying one of the set ground rules a few times and then there was hell to pay.


The best time they ever caught me was I was in 11th grade and went to an awesome bonfire party. I got drunk and stonedand hooked up with this way out of my league girl. I was coming home with a huge smile on my face from being with this super hot girl all night and just feeling great. Even though I was way past my curfew I had stopped and grabbed some taco bell becuase I had the munchies. I came in eating my boritto and walked into the living room where the lights were off on the way to my bedroom when the lights went on all of the sudden. Scared the hell out of me. I jumped and squeezed that burrito so hard that it practically exploded in my hand. There was burrito all over me and the living room. My parents were sitting there on the couch and asked me what my excuse was. I just laughed and said "You caught me. I can't even think up a good lie right now. I'm late and probalby in lots of trouble but I had a wonderful night and just don't care right now." They were pissed. And it's still one of my funniest memories. They took my car keys for a few weeks but it was worth it.



You guys have any good busted stories?
 
I came home one night after having been hit on the back of the head with a beer bottle. That was somewhat hard to conceal, but they were more concerned than pissed.
 
I was smoking a bong in my room a few years ago with a bunch of buddies. When I came out the room I went into my moms room for some reason and was giggling and she went "what have you been smoking?" and I was like ahahah crack so she went in my room and told my dad about the dope. Not a pretty night, but I don't/didn't really care. :)
 
This one time my dad found porn on my computer and asked me why I had it. HOW THE HELL DO YOU ANSWER THAT? After that they took my computer away from me.
 
Enemy said:
I was smoking a bong in my room a few years ago with a bunch of buddies. When I came out the room I went into my moms room for some reason and was giggling and she went "what have you been smoking?" and I was like ahahah crack so she went in my room and told my dad about the dope. Not a pretty night, but I don't/didn't really care. :)


Hi.
 
April23 said:
This one time my dad found porn on my computer and asked me why I had it. HOW THE HELL DO YOU ANSWER THAT? After that they took my computer away from me.
are you serious?
 
I was hanging with my friend and we met some girls a couple towns over. We hung out with the girls all day and way late into the night...I didn't call my folks and they got really pissed at me.

...same friend...went sailing with him and his family. I was supposed to be back home at 6:00 but we didn't get back until like...10:00. My parents actually called the coast guard to see if our boat sank.

...SAME FRIEND...he had moved out of state and was down visiting...it was his birthday so I was going to ditch my classes and we were going to go to the beach. I had to borrow my mom's car since mine was in the shop...met up with my friend and we took my mom's car towards San Diego. Got in a car accident and totally fucked up my mom's brand new car. I got double shit for wrecking the car and ditching class.
 
Not really, I was a good kid.

teen years, I just recall almost getting a ticket coming from work at 1:30 in the morning one weekend. The town had a curfew for people under 18. Showed him the smock and stuff, gave me a warning and sent me on my way. Problem is my father is also a cop. As soon as he read my lisence he was like "you are Carter's son from TVA right?" yep. couldnt deny it. He called my dad to tell him I was speeding as soon as I left. Pops was waiting by the door to get on me about speeding as soon as I got in.
 
elpmis said:
are you serious?

Ya it happened on two occasions. The other time wasn't so serious dad walked in while I was reading off topic and this thread had those chicks from that site and I can't remember what the site is called...They are pink filtered pics with only chicks being all softcore...

Anyways I tried to blow it off by quickly by pulling lies out of my ass... yadda..All he said was, "oh really" or something like that.

I think my dad thinks I'm a lesbo now after that. :(
 
April23 said:
Ya it happened on two occasions. The other time wasn't so serious dad walked in while I was reading off topic and this thread had those chicks from that site and I can't remember what the site is called...They are pink filtered pics with only chicks being all softcore...

Anyways I tried to blow it off by quickly by pulling lies out of my ass... yadda..All he said was, "oh really" or something like that.

I think my dad thinks I'm a lesbo now after that. :(

Thinks? I have nekkid women on my walls and last time we went to Spain me and my dad were talking about which chicks had the best tits. :fly:
 
Enemy said:
Thinks? I have nekkid women on my walls and last time we went to Spain me and my dad were talking about which chicks had the best tits. :fly:


My parents are heavily religious and very strict. At least they are great parents tho. :)