Being this awesome kind of sucks.

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So I'm in the lunchroom trying to have some food and all of the sudden these two blonde pornstars walk in and are all "we've been following you around and think you're sooo hawt!" and I'm all like "raise up off me sack-chasers!" and start running. So they're like chasing me and whatever so I throw down a banana peel and they slip and fall because it's tough to balance in stripper shoes so I'm all "Later hoochies" and jump out the 3rd story window and land on my feet no problem. So then this supermodel rolls up and is all "Hey, want to ride in my Ferrari?" and I'm all "No, gtfo hooker." and she's like "whatev then hottie" and drives off squeeling her tires and crap. So I'm walking out to the Pathfinder and all of the sudden this guy in a glasses and a kilt drives up in a Honda Fit that is somehow towing a U-haul trailer and he's all like :haaay: X eleventy-billion. So I just start running and go tearing across the parking lot at my full speed which is like 45mph and jump over three cars in one leap and then get in my Nissan and take off with all these hot girls and one guy in the Honda Fit + trailer chasing me.

So hard to be KNYTE.
 
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