been sick for days

[JAXvillain]

somehow I got an ear infuction
I woke up 3 nights ago at 2am feeling like someone hit me upside the head with a 2x4...couldn't sleep the whole rest of the night from the pain...morning rolls around and Kaiser had no room to get me in to see a Dr. until the following day...had to go to after hours care at Kaiser when they accept walk-ins...the Dr. actually said "WOAH!" when he looked in my ear
he prescribed me an antibiotic and hydrocodone...I've barely been awake for the past 2 days and now I'm back at work and still can't hear out of my messed up ear

 

[Coqui]

Towel soaked and rung with hot water makes it feel nice.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Twat? I cunt hear you , I have an ear infucktion. Gimme a minute while I finger this out.

srry to hear it man, that shit hurts.

 

[b_sinning]

Your girl has been pouring poision in your ear at night and is planning on marrying your brother.

 

[smileynev]

Did you save the gunk thats in there?

 

[Coqui]

Your girl has been pouring poision in your ear at night and is planning on marrying your brother.

And to regain my title as most unfunny member on UF, I present the worst pun in the world!!:

Don't LET him be a HAM

 

[b_sinning]

I wish I had some hydrocodone. It's a nasty rainy day and would be a great day to pop pills, have a few drinks, and just chill.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Some scotch should clear that right up

 

[JAXvillain]

Some scotch should clear that right up

not much of a scotch drinker

 

[Sp`ange]

pif hydrocodone.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

not much of a scotch drinker

I forgive you

 

[JAXvillain]

I forgive you

thanks, I'm more the V/T type

 

[Fat Burger]

thanks, I'm more the V/T type

Very trendy drinks?

 

[Coqui]

Vodka Tonic?

 

[BigDov]

Feel for ya man.... ear infections are the worst. Especially as an adult.

 

[JAXvillain]

Vodka Tonic?

yar

 

[Sp`ange]

so, how long before your lazyassitis goes away?

 

[Desslock]

Can you hear me now?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Can you hear me now?

YES MOTHERFUCKER I CAN

 

[Desslock]

YES MOTHERFUCKER I CAN