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My heart was touched this morning.

By Michael Jacksons ghost.

I mean penis.

I don't know what's going on here.
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So you're one of the 13% of married men who has the porn star sex life ehh?
No wonder you don't post on weekends- tied to the bed post, neglecting the kids who are locked out of the bedroom addicted to Xbox...
I contemplated kidnapping his kid one time. I thought, you know... I could easily take all of my clothes out of this bag, stuff the kid in there and walk out the door to the airport.

Then I remembered it was like 5 degrees out and fuck that shit.
 
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I contemplated kidnapping his kid one time. I thought, you know... I could easily take all of my clothes out of this bag, stuff the kid in there and walk out the door to the airport.

Then I remembered it was like 5 degrees out and fuck that shit.
Also, you'd have to deal with a kid
 
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Let me clarify- pedo, kidnapping jokes are not on my radar.
I make plenty kid jokes just not racy sick shit.

A pedo is walking a kid into the dark woods.
Kid says "I'm scared"
Pedo says " How do you think I feel. I have to walk back alone".
 
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