Because of video games I eat yellow pellets...

[smileynev]

...http://www.startribune.com/stories/535/5338093.html

Those ads actually do sound pretty funny. The best part...

Targeted are violent -- and hugely popular -- games such as "BMXXX,"Deus Ex" and the "Grand Theft Auto" series.

I remember waiting in line for 5 days just to get a copy of BMXXX.

 

[jaxxor]

I remember waiting in line for 5 days just to get a copy of BMXXX.

sucker. I remember downloading better porn in 5 minutes.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Pfft, I've been playing video games for 24+ years and I am a most peaceful person

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I remember waiting in line for 5 days just to get a copy of BMXXX.

BMXXX = German scat pr0n?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

BMXXX = German scat pr0n?

some stupid bmx game with nekkid women

but it was low poly and shitty graphics so all the womens had pyramid tits

 

[Syrup Beaver]

some stupid bmx game with nekkid women

but it was low poly and shitty graphics so all the womens had pyramid tits

In other words a Sears flyer shows hotter women in underwear

 

[smileynev]

some stupid bmx game with nekkid women

but it was low poly and shitty graphics so all the womens had pyramid tits

like real women?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

In other words a Sears flyer shows hotter women in underwear

sears undies ads

 

[Coqui]

In other words a Sears flyer shows hotter women in underwear

Lane Bryant had hotter women than the game

 

[smileynev]

In other words a Sears flyer shows hotter women in underwear

It was supposed to have Matt Hoffman's endorsement, but he declined. It had real video of strippers getting naked as well.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

It was supposed to have Matt Hoffman's endorsement, but he declined. It had real video of strippers getting naked as well.

Tell me you didnt buy that game
If you did, did you have to hide it from your wife?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Lane Bryant had hotter women than the game

Lane Bryant has quite a number of extremely curvy size 12-14 women that make my blood boil

 

[smileynev]

Tell me you didnt buy that game
If you did, did you have to hide it from your wife?

No, I don't like biking games. Or boobies...

 

[Coqui]

Lane Bryant has quite a number of extremely curvy size 12-14 women that make my blood boil

But they aren't really size 12-14 in the catalogs.

EDIT: Fine Abercrombie and Fitch models are hotter than the girls in the game

 

[Syrup Beaver]

But they aren't really size 12-14 in the catalogs.

They require their models to be at least that size, seriously

 

[Coqui]

They require their models to be at least that size, seriously

Really? I thought they looked to be 8-10.


See Edit BTW

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Really? I thought they looked to be 8-10.


See Edit BTW

Yar, 'tis true

See edit, and ew, that's truly sad

 

[smileynev]

But they aren't really size 12-14 in the catalogs.

those catalogs aren't very big.

 

[OT > UF]

:ugh: @ entire thread

 

[3_ft_9]

My favorite part of that story!

Research indicates that the link between video games and violent behavior is "stronger than the link between second-hand smoke and cancer, stronger than the link between lead paint and mental retardation, and stronger than the link between homework and improved school performance," said David Walsh, president of the institute.