Because I rule

[shawndavid]

I just got home from a party about 20 minutes ago. I got two bitches on their way back to my crib now for hot tubbing.

What. I cannot do even the simplest math right now.

 

[APRIL]

Did you end up refusing to hold hands with them?

 

[JAXvillain]

you're going to be missing a kidney soon

 

[fly]

slime

 

[thrawn]

one of them going to start bleeding everywhere?

 

[Shalimar]

child's play.

 

[APRIL]

This never happened. Fail+++

 

[Jonny_B]

child's play.

best response. rep++

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

if you really ruled you would have posted after the fact and provided pics

 

[Josh]

This thread is worthless without pics.gif

 

[shawndavid]

Wow...lots of love.

Shalimar...sounds like sour grapes from the scowl of a married man. We all know that you did it bigger, better, and flashier than anyone. The difference is, I just did it and Bell Biv Devoe isn't on the Billboard top 10.

Yes, being single rules. I still have both my kidneys, though I think I'm a couple brain cells short. God knows I didn't bust a nut so nothing escaped through there.

 

[APRIL]

Wow...lots of love.

Shalimar...sounds like sour grapes from the scowl of a married man. We all know that you did it bigger, better, and flashier than anyone. The difference is, I just did it and Bell Biv Devoe isn't on the Billboard top 10.

Yes, being single rules. I still have both my kidneys, though I think I'm a couple brain cells short. God knows I didn't bust a nut so nothing escaped through there.

This does not help your stance of defending your straight title.

 

[tre]

So did the "ladies" bust a nut?

 

[thrawn]

The difference is, I just did it and Bell Biv Devoe isn't on the Billboard top 10.

AHAAAHAHAAHAHA

 

[Duke]

This thread is worthless without pics.gif

We have pics of SD's night.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIvtVJV-RpY

 

[plot]

Wow...lots of love.

Shalimar...sounds like sour grapes from the scowl of a married man. We all know that you did it bigger, better, and flashier than anyone. The difference is, I just did it and Bell Biv Devoe isn't on the Billboard top 10.

Yes, being single rules. I still have both my kidneys, though I think I'm a couple brain cells short. God knows I didn't bust a nut so nothing escaped through there.

shalimar involved black people too becuase he's a lot more progressive than the rest of us. this makes him superior in every way.

 

[Dharma1521]

shalimar involved black people too becuase he's a lot more progressive than the rest of us. this makes him superior in every way.

BWHAHAHAH

 

[Duke]

shalimar involved black people too becuase he's a lot more progressive than the rest of us. this makes him superior in every way.

When the booty hits the tub theres lots of rubbin on the nub.

 

[Shalimar]

never trust a big butt and a smile.

 

[thrawn]

bah