wow, jonnys rockin the lumberjack look these days
and i was wearing cowboy boots. reconcile THAT!
oh come on, no way you can beat a cowboy/lumberjack/pirate trifecta.
All those by themselves are cool, or maybe even a combo of 2 of them, but all together and I think youre treading dangerously close to Village People territory.
oh come on, no way you can beat a cowboy/lumberjack/pirate trifecta. if i want to be more badass than that i'll have to start carrying a cattle gun.
I shaved because my wife strongly hinted I'd get lucky for doing it and she said I was looking like the unibomber..
I did not. As soon as it grows back, I'd mail her bomb but she's too lazy to open anything that doesn't say Sephoria or Tiffanys on it.
oh come on, no way you can beat a cowboy/lumberjack/pirate trifecta. if i want to be more badass than that i'll have to start carrying a cattle gun.
I shaved because my wife strongly hinted I'd get lucky for doing it and she said I was looking like the unibomber..
I did not. As soon as it grows back, I'd mail her bomb but she's too lazy to open anything that doesn't say Sephoria or Tiffanys on it.
I'm offended that I no longer arouse gay men.In this post I lust after polo
And jonny you can fulfill my bear fanatasy anytime