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wetwillie

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I don’t know if it counts, but I had a dream during my most recent hospital stay that I was arranging a date with someone I met in a parking lot and I’ll be darned, I think I had a boner while I was sleeping. If so, that would be the first one in like 4-5 years. it may have been part of the dream.

The dream wasn’t even sexual but the other party and I were pretty sure the date we were lining up was gonna be sexy time.

The “other party” was Davie504, who some of the ukulele guys know. I’ve never had a gay experience but that wouldn’t had been too bad. No picks would be used either.
 

wetwillie

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Learn something new every day. Sounds like you should have been wanking to Davie for the past 5 years.
Boner or not, I'm sure he's been patting it. Probably was throwing his monitors off at the hospital with all the jiggling.
 

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Boner or not, I'm sure he's been patting it. Probably was throwing his monitors off at the hospital with all the jiggling.

Not really, but I still appreciate beauty and sexiness. I had one nurse get down on all fours to read the level in a “Oasis Box” that was attached to my chest tubes and she had her ass in the air- I could see her panties and waistline- verrry nice. No twinge at all down there, but she was a nice distraction.

One of my overnight nurses during this last stay was incredibly hot.

I may have said it before, losing the ability to get hard and/or horny has been a blessing in a way. That’s why I grew the beard. I lost interest, and quit trying to get laid therefore no longer trying to be pretty.
 

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