Bad Jokes

I found a suitcase full of kittens this morning on my walk. I called the police immediately.

They asked, "are they moving?" I said, "I dunno, but it would explain the suitcase."
 
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I was trying to combine my son's Swede and Mexican heritage into a single big birthday party, but I came up short.

Not sure whether I'm ahead of my time planning a Fjord Fiesta or not.