Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Apr 17, 2023 #3,681 Two nudists were discussing politics. One says, “Have you read Marx?” The other nods. “It’s these blasted wicker chairs”.
Two nudists were discussing politics. One says, “Have you read Marx?” The other nods. “It’s these blasted wicker chairs”.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Apr 17, 2023 #3,682 I found the manual for my pistol, but I still have trouble shooting. Reactions: fly
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Apr 17, 2023 #3,683 If you take the first two letters of each of the 7 Harry Potter books, you get the secret message: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
If you take the first two letters of each of the 7 Harry Potter books, you get the secret message: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Apr 18, 2023 #3,684 I was disappointed when my book "101 novel uses for Binary" came and it only had 5 things in it. Reactions: tre
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Apr 18, 2023 #3,685 I'm never donating money to someone for a marathon again. They just take the money and run.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Apr 19, 2023 #3,686 When a lumberjack doesn't get his way, he throws a timber tantrum.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Apr 19, 2023 #3,687 I just bought a parachute. It has a lifetime guarantee. Reactions: fly
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Apr 21, 2023 #3,688 You can only cut tiny pizzas with Little Caesars.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Apr 24, 2023 #3,689 It's not very often that Earth day falls so close to Sun day.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Apr 24, 2023 #3,690 My goal for the year is to lose 15 pounds. So far I only have 20 pounds to go!
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Apr 24, 2023 #3,691 Horses rarely divorce because they have stable relationships.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Apr 25, 2023 #3,692 A cow that survived an earthquake is called a milkshake.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Apr 26, 2023 #3,693 Why did the Tofu cross the road? To prove it wasn't chicken.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Apr 26, 2023 #3,694 We had leftover tacos after dinner yesterday, and my wife told me that the kids would never eat them, so throw them out. So I did, but now I have no idea what to do with the tacos.
We had leftover tacos after dinner yesterday, and my wife told me that the kids would never eat them, so throw them out. So I did, but now I have no idea what to do with the tacos.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 May 4, 2023 #3,695 Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone? Because he couldn't find the droid he was looking for.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 May 4, 2023 #3,696 I sold my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 May 5, 2023 #3,697 Puffer fish are the most expensive pets to own. It's all because of the inflation.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 May 5, 2023 #3,698 The best time to clean and lube your slinky is during Spring cleaning.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 May 8, 2023 #3,699 If Taylor Swift fans are "Swifties", then are Carrie Underwood fans "Undies"?
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 May 8, 2023 #3,700 Our electricity company disconnected our service, and now I'm powerless to do anything about it.