fly omg Oct 1, 2004 79,102 27,214 1,323 Marklar ₥84,116 Steam mattressfish Mar 22, 2023 #3,641 Jehannum said: What do you call a sasquatch with noodles for hair? Spag-Yeti. Click to expand... What do you call a bald one?
Jehannum said: What do you call a sasquatch with noodles for hair? Spag-Yeti. Click to expand... What do you call a bald one?
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,434 47,010 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,725 Mar 23, 2023 #3,642 What did they do before the crowbar? They drank in the nest
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,434 47,010 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,725 Mar 24, 2023 #3,643 I argued with my cashier the other day that my bill was $7.23 and not $723. He just didn't get the point.
I argued with my cashier the other day that my bill was $7.23 and not $723. He just didn't get the point.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,434 47,010 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,725 Mar 24, 2023 #3,644 There's a nudist convention coming to town. I might go if I've got nothing going on.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,434 47,010 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,725 Mar 27, 2023 #3,645 Six without the "S" is just nine.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,434 47,010 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,725 Mar 27, 2023 #3,646 There are two words that open a lot of doors for you: "push" and "pull".
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,434 47,010 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,725 Mar 28, 2023 #3,647 I got a new job as a feather inspector. It has me feeling down.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,434 47,010 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,725 Mar 28, 2023 #3,648 I went to a sculptor to have something made, and he asked me if I wanted it in bronze or iron. I said, "Either ore".
I went to a sculptor to have something made, and he asked me if I wanted it in bronze or iron. I said, "Either ore".
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,434 47,010 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,725 Mar 28, 2023 #3,649 My son told me that cows kill more humans than sharks. I said, "I'm surprised cows kill any sharks at all, honestly".
My son told me that cows kill more humans than sharks. I said, "I'm surprised cows kill any sharks at all, honestly".
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,434 47,010 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,725 Mar 29, 2023 #3,650 What are a skeleton's favorite units of measure? Graveyards. Reactions: fly
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,434 47,010 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,725 Mar 30, 2023 #3,651 @AppleTurkey called me a Sex Machine yesterday. What she actually said was "fucking tool" but I know what she meant.
@AppleTurkey called me a Sex Machine yesterday. What she actually said was "fucking tool" but I know what she meant.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,434 47,010 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,725 Mar 30, 2023 #3,652 "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" recently changed their recipe. It margarineally improved the flavor. Reactions: fly
"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" recently changed their recipe. It margarineally improved the flavor.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,434 47,010 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,725 Mar 30, 2023 #3,653 Apparently Neil Diamond's real name is Neil Carbon. The record company used extreme pressure to get him to change.
Apparently Neil Diamond's real name is Neil Carbon. The record company used extreme pressure to get him to change.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,434 47,010 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,725 Mar 31, 2023 #3,654 Eggs don't tell jokes because they're afraid of cracking each other up.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,434 47,010 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,725 Mar 31, 2023 #3,655 I once ran a marathon in Sweden, but I knew I was lost when I got to the Finnish line.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,434 47,010 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,725 Mar 31, 2023 #3,656 Went out dancing last night. They played the twist, I did the twist. They played the hop, I did the hop. They played come on Eileen, I got kicked out.
Went out dancing last night. They played the twist, I did the twist. They played the hop, I did the hop. They played come on Eileen, I got kicked out.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,434 47,010 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,725 Apr 1, 2023 #3,657 I'm always so tired when April 1st rolls around. It's like I just finished a 31 day march.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,434 47,010 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,725 Apr 4, 2023 #3,658 What do you call a dog that knows how to tell time? A watch dog.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,434 47,010 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,725 Apr 4, 2023 #3,659 Sunday was a sad day, but the day before that was an even Saturday.
gee Finally a new goddamn title Sep 29, 2012 17,129 18,912 473 Halifax Marklar ₥35,533 Apr 4, 2023 #3,660 why does Jesus have ripped abs in all the shirtless pictures of him? 'cause he does crossfit lolololol Reactions: fly, tre and Jehannum
why does Jesus have ripped abs in all the shirtless pictures of him? 'cause he does crossfit lolololol