I still remember seeing Elvis Costello on David Letterman.Did you know that Phil Collins only records his songs in the stu-stu-studio?
When you're driving and you see you ex "damn I'd hit that" doesn't mean what it did 5 years ago.Wife got stung on the forehead by a bee, and I had to take her to the ER for the bruising and swelling.
Good thing I got it with my shovel before it left her face.