Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,283 46,970 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥107,749 Apr 21, 2022 #3,141 Experts agree: the best time of year to use a trampoline is Spring. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,283 46,970 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥107,749 Apr 22, 2022 #3,142 I know exactly how many trees I've cut down in my lifetime, because I kept a log. Reactions: HipHugHer and Strings
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,283 46,970 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥107,749 Apr 22, 2022 #3,143 Did you hear about the bakery that burned down? It's toast. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,283 46,970 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥107,749 Apr 25, 2022 #3,144 What do Greek cows say? μ Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,283 46,970 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥107,749 Apr 25, 2022 #3,145 I argued with the cashier that my bill was $7.23, not $723. He didn't get the point. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,283 46,970 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥107,749 Apr 26, 2022 #3,146 Did you guys hear about the new corduroy pillow cases? They're really making headlines! Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,283 46,970 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥107,749 Apr 26, 2022 #3,147 So what if I don't know the meaning of "Apocalypse"? It's not the end of the world. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,283 46,970 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥107,749 Apr 27, 2022 #3,148 A programmer loses his mind bit by bit. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,283 46,970 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥107,749 Apr 27, 2022 #3,149 I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus. And that's how I lost my job as a bus driver. Reactions: HipHugHer and Flint Peacewood
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,283 46,970 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥107,749 Apr 27, 2022 #3,150 The results of the bridge suicide yesterday on Alameda and I-25 prove the jumper was not, in fact, a bouncer. Reactions: HipHugHer
The results of the bridge suicide yesterday on Alameda and I-25 prove the jumper was not, in fact, a bouncer.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,283 46,970 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥107,749 Apr 28, 2022 #3,151 You know you've got a good lawyer when he wears his lawsuit to court. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,283 46,970 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥107,749 Apr 28, 2022 #3,152 I have a good COVID-19 joke, but I don't want to spread it. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,283 46,970 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥107,749 May 3, 2022 #3,153 Tried to flip the calendar page on Sunday, but the kids set me up for failure by removing a whole month. I was dismayed. Reactions: HipHugHer and ZRH
Tried to flip the calendar page on Sunday, but the kids set me up for failure by removing a whole month. I was dismayed.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,283 46,970 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥107,749 May 4, 2022 #3,154 There was a Roman who was sentenced to fight in the coliseum for cannibalism. He had eaten his wife. You'd think he had regrets, but he was gladiator. Reactions: HipHugHer and ZRH
There was a Roman who was sentenced to fight in the coliseum for cannibalism. He had eaten his wife. You'd think he had regrets, but he was gladiator.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,283 46,970 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥107,749 May 4, 2022 #3,155 May the fourth be with you! But look, if you're expecting a Star Wars pun from me, you're really looking in Alderaan places. Reactions: HipHugHer and Domon
May the fourth be with you! But look, if you're expecting a Star Wars pun from me, you're really looking in Alderaan places.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,283 46,970 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥107,749 May 5, 2022 #3,156 The stuttering prisoner died, because he couldn't finish his sentence. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,283 46,970 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥107,749 May 5, 2022 #3,157 The Death Star was measured in feet, because they preferred Imperial units. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,283 46,970 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥107,749 May 6, 2022 #3,158 @AppleTurkey bet me $1000 I couldn't turn spaghetti into a car. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta. Reactions: HipHugHer
@AppleTurkey bet me $1000 I couldn't turn spaghetti into a car. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,283 46,970 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥107,749 May 6, 2022 #3,159 Did you know Jar Jar Binks had a brother who was a famous author? Jor Jor Well. Reactions: HipHugHer
gee Finally a new goddamn title Sep 29, 2012 17,101 18,884 473 Halifax Marklar ₥35,230 May 7, 2022 #3,160 Went to a gender reveal party earlier. I was awfully embarrassed when I was the only naked person there. Reactions: HipHugHer
Went to a gender reveal party earlier. I was awfully embarrassed when I was the only naked person there.