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that was about 4.6
 
When my great grandfather went bald, he built a machine to weave a wig made of yarn.

When he passed away, he gave it to my grandfather, who then gave it to my dad, who will eventually give it to me.

It's our family hair loom.
 
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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eye deer

What do you call a deer with no eyes, legs or genitalia? Still no fucking eye deer
 
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