Mean Mr. Mustard Always shouts out something obscene Sep 30, 2004 70,431 38,744 1,323 54 Uranus Marklar ₥51,189 Steam heyfubuddy Sep 27, 2021 #2,881 shoulda been "steaks" have never been higher, man
Strings Stuck with this Shitty Title Apr 18, 2016 31,993 63,860 1,223 Marklar ₥84,586 Sep 27, 2021 #2,882 Mean Mr. Mustard said: shoulda been "steaks" have never been higher, man Click to expand... I had it spelled that way and changed it. After mooing it over, I thought it still carried the same weight. Reactions: HipHugHer and Mean Mr. Mustard
Mean Mr. Mustard said: shoulda been "steaks" have never been higher, man Click to expand... I had it spelled that way and changed it. After mooing it over, I thought it still carried the same weight.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,419 47,006 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,633 Sep 28, 2021 #2,883 Why do pirates carry a sword? Because swords can't walk. Reactions: HipHugHer
Strings Stuck with this Shitty Title Apr 18, 2016 31,993 63,860 1,223 Marklar ₥84,586 Sep 28, 2021 #2,884 Sharp witted, J Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,419 47,006 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,633 Oct 1, 2021 #2,885 It's cheaper to hold a party in a haunted house, because the ghosts bring all the boos. #PROTIP Reactions: HipHugHer, Immigrant and gee
Strings Stuck with this Shitty Title Apr 18, 2016 31,993 63,860 1,223 Marklar ₥84,586 Oct 1, 2021 #2,886 Boo Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,419 47,006 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,633 Oct 4, 2021 #2,887 A vampire flat earther is called a "No-sphere-atu". Reactions: HipHugHer
Strings Stuck with this Shitty Title Apr 18, 2016 31,993 63,860 1,223 Marklar ₥84,586 Oct 5, 2021 #2,888 What do you get if you put a cantaloupe under water? A watermelon, duh. Reactions: HipHugHer
Strings Stuck with this Shitty Title Apr 18, 2016 31,993 63,860 1,223 Marklar ₥84,586 Oct 5, 2021 #2,889 Reactions: HipHugHer
Mean Mr. Mustard Always shouts out something obscene Sep 30, 2004 70,431 38,744 1,323 54 Uranus Marklar ₥51,189 Steam heyfubuddy Oct 5, 2021 #2,890
tre fly gave me a handjob for marklar Oct 15, 2004 27,913 21,689 823 igloo Marklar ₥24,857 Oct 5, 2021 #2,891
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,419 47,006 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,633 Oct 5, 2021 #2,892 Made two guys on the street angry by calling them hipsters. Apparently the correct term is "conjoined twins". Reactions: HipHugHer
Made two guys on the street angry by calling them hipsters. Apparently the correct term is "conjoined twins".
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,419 47,006 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,633 Oct 8, 2021 #2,893 A disgruntled quadrilateral asked a circle if he knew how to get to the airport. The circle replied, "sorry, I don't know the route, mean square." Reactions: HipHugHer
A disgruntled quadrilateral asked a circle if he knew how to get to the airport. The circle replied, "sorry, I don't know the route, mean square."
HipHugHer Looks like Ted Nugent, Smells like Sasquatch Apr 18, 2016 30,503 42,860 723 82 Marklar ₥91,550 Oct 8, 2021 #2,894 Might be reaching a little as far as playing to the masses but still a quality joke.
gee Finally a new goddamn title Sep 29, 2012 17,128 18,910 473 Halifax Marklar ₥35,518 Oct 8, 2021 #2,895 Did you hear about the magic tractor? It was driving down the road and turned into a field. Reactions: Jehannum and HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,419 47,006 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,633 Oct 8, 2021 #2,896 When Bruce Wayne asked Alfred to fill up the bathtub, Alfred replied, "What's a htub?" Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,419 47,006 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,633 Oct 8, 2021 #2,897 This one time, in England, a long haul trucker was driving a load of kitchen ranges, and got into a huge wreck. Ovens all over the road, it was a bloody mess (as they say). Oh well, still a better stove lorry than Twilight. Reactions: HipHugHer
This one time, in England, a long haul trucker was driving a load of kitchen ranges, and got into a huge wreck. Ovens all over the road, it was a bloody mess (as they say). Oh well, still a better stove lorry than Twilight.
King Wickie Pelt Snatcher Mein Kampfefe Jul 17, 2015 11,845 8,072 273 40 If you aint a 10 you're a 9.9 Marklar ₥25,718 Oct 12, 2021 #2,898 i saw a kid crying at work today. i went over and asked him where his parents were. i love working at an orphanage.
i saw a kid crying at work today. i went over and asked him where his parents were. i love working at an orphanage.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,419 47,006 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,633 Oct 14, 2021 #2,899 That's a nice ham you've got there. It would be a shame if someone put an "s" in front of it and an "e" behind it. Reactions: HipHugHer
That's a nice ham you've got there. It would be a shame if someone put an "s" in front of it and an "e" behind it.
Strings Stuck with this Shitty Title Apr 18, 2016 31,993 63,860 1,223 Marklar ₥84,586 Oct 15, 2021 #2,900 Mrs Strings is pissed! She told me I ruined her birthday. I said bullshit! I don't even know when your birthday is! Reactions: Immigrant, Mean Mr. Mustard and HipHugHer
Mrs Strings is pissed! She told me I ruined her birthday. I said bullshit! I don't even know when your birthday is!