Bad Jokes

Vegetarians don't play...;)


What's beef? Beef is when you need two gats to go to sleep
Beef is when your moms ain't safe up in the streets
Beef is when I see you
Guaranteed to be in ICU, one more time
What's beef? Beef is when you make your enemies start your Jeep
Beef is when you roll no less than thirty deep
Beef is when I see you
Guaranteed to be in ICU, check it
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I was standing in front of the mirror the other day just shaking my head.
The wife sees me and asks what are you doing?
I said, I need a compliment, all I see when I look at myself is a chubby, past my prime old man.
She paused a second and said, your eyesight is still pretty good.
 
Did you hear about the grazing cows that wandered into the Marijuana field and did untold damage to the crops?
The stakes have never been higher!
 
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