Mean Mr. Mustard Always shouts out something obscene Sep 30, 2004 70,377 38,707 1,323 54 Uranus Marklar ₥50,778 Steam heyfubuddy May 17, 2021 #2,761 Reactions: adi and HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,283 46,970 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥107,749 May 17, 2021 #2,762 What do a tick and the Eiffel tower have in common? They're both Paris sites. Reactions: adi and HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,283 46,970 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥107,749 May 18, 2021 #2,763 I'm in a band called Dyslexia. We just released our Greatest Shit album. Reactions: adi and HipHugHer
Mean Mr. Mustard Always shouts out something obscene Sep 30, 2004 70,377 38,707 1,323 54 Uranus Marklar ₥50,778 Steam heyfubuddy May 19, 2021 #2,764 Reactions: adi, HipHugHer and tre
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,283 46,970 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥107,749 May 19, 2021 #2,765 I can always find ways to sneak candy into movie theaters. I have a few twix up my sleeve. Reactions: adi and HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,283 46,970 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥107,749 May 22, 2021 #2,766 Post- means "after", "pre-" means before. To use both together would be... preposterous. Reactions: adi and HipHugHer
gee Finally a new goddamn title Sep 29, 2012 17,101 18,884 473 Halifax Marklar ₥35,230 May 23, 2021 #2,767 What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile Reactions: adi and HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,283 46,970 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥107,749 May 25, 2021 #2,768 Did you hear about the blind surgeon who did circumcisions? He got the sack. Reactions: HipHugHer and adi
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,283 46,970 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥107,749 May 26, 2021 #2,769 I got a new job making plastic draculas at a factory. There are only two of us on the line, so I have to make every second count. Reactions: HipHugHer and adi
I got a new job making plastic draculas at a factory. There are only two of us on the line, so I have to make every second count.
gee Finally a new goddamn title Sep 29, 2012 17,101 18,884 473 Halifax Marklar ₥35,230 May 26, 2021 #2,770 What has four letters. occasionally has twelve letters. always has six letters. but never has five letters. Reactions: HipHugHer, Strings and Jehannum
What has four letters. occasionally has twelve letters. always has six letters. but never has five letters.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,283 46,970 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥107,749 May 27, 2021 #2,771 Not sure why the gang robbed a train, but I'm sure they had some kind of loco motive. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,283 46,970 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥107,749 May 27, 2021 #2,772 What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,283 46,970 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥107,749 May 28, 2021 #2,773 You should call a hispanic dwarf a paragraph, 'cuz he's too short to be an essay. Reactions: HipHugHer and Mean Mr. Mustard
Domon Robotic Dexter May 19, 2011 50,150 30,536 1,073 Marklar ₥54,428 May 28, 2021 #2,774 gee said: What has four letters. occasionally has twelve letters. always has six letters. but never has five letters. Click to expand... fuck that took me a second. thats good.
gee said: What has four letters. occasionally has twelve letters. always has six letters. but never has five letters. Click to expand... fuck that took me a second. thats good.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,283 46,970 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥107,749 May 28, 2021 #2,775 Were you aware that Mortal Kombat is actually based on an old Scandinavian church song? It's true, it's from a Finnish hymn. Reactions: HipHugHer and Strings
Were you aware that Mortal Kombat is actually based on an old Scandinavian church song? It's true, it's from a Finnish hymn.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,283 46,970 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥107,749 Jun 1, 2021 #2,776 Every single person on my flight was reading. It was fully booked. Reactions: HipHugHer
Mean Mr. Mustard Always shouts out something obscene Sep 30, 2004 70,377 38,707 1,323 54 Uranus Marklar ₥50,778 Steam heyfubuddy Jun 1, 2021 #2,777
Strings Stuck with this Shitty Title Apr 18, 2016 31,991 63,858 1,223 Marklar ₥84,555 Jun 2, 2021 #2,778 The local morgue is always busy. People are just dying to get in. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,283 46,970 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥107,749 Jun 7, 2021 #2,779 Wrote a dating app for chickens. It's not my normal job, but it helps make hens meet. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,283 46,970 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥107,749 Jun 7, 2021 #2,780 Reactions: HipHugHer