Tongue baths are the way to a woman's heart.I wash my pussy daily.
She really did!The wife and I were getting ready to go out. She asked me how she looked.
I said you drew your eyebrows on too high.
She looked surprised.
thats impressive.I have a friend with no social skills and a PhD in the history of palindromes.
I call him Dr. Awkward.
no, this is Patrick.thats impressive.
Hopefully that hairline is receeding.A line of men waiting to get haircuts is a barberqueue