A man is staying in a hotel. He walks up to the front desk and asks "I'm sorry, I forgot what room I'm in. Can you help me" the receptionist responds, "of course I can! You are in the lobby."
What has 4 legs, 4 eyes, 3 beaks, and 1 net?It has four legs and can fly. What is it?
Two birds.
That’s because your bike is too heavy.It's a five minute walk from my house to the brew pub. It's a forty-five minute walk home. The difference is staggering.
He's not heavy, he's my brother.That’s because your bike is too heavy.